Published: 2026-04-20 | 11
You're standing in front of the fridge. It's 5pm. You've got stuff. What pizza do you make? This is the single most-asked question in my DMs. Here's the decision guide I'd text my sister if she asked, plus an AI-powered scanner below that'll pick a specific recipe based on whatever you upload or type in.
If you want to skip the AI and just reason it out yourself, these three questions get you to the right pizza 90% of the time.
Make a Neapolitan or a white pie with ricotta + fresh mozz. Fresh mozz wants to be used fresh. Drain it on paper towels 10 minutes before building, or it'll soak your crust.
Chicago tavern pizza. The classic. Full recipe at /articles/chicago-tavern-sausage-giardiniera.
You basically already decided, make the bar pie. See /articles/pepperoni-jalapeno-hot-honey-bar-pie for the full method.
Bar pie. Mix the dough now, rise 2 hours while you hang out, bake in 10 minutes. Party cut in squares. Done.
Make the best plain cheese pizza you can. 72-hour cold ferment, three-cheese blend (low-moisture mozz + fresh mozz + a touch of fontina). I wrote a whole piece on this, /blog/best-cheese-pizza-at-home.
Vodka Sauce Sicilian with burrata dollops. Square pie, dramatic, technically challenging enough to look serious but approachable enough to actually nail. /recipes/vodka-sauce-sicilian.
The scanner above is for when you're genuinely unsure. But if you know what you want, just make it. Don't overthink pizza. Start with one style, learn it cold, then expand.
My suggestion for beginners: spend four weekends making only the NY slice. By week four you'll understand what hydration, ferment, and heat actually do, and every other style becomes easy to learn.
Bar pie. Same-day dough (no ferment), low hydration that's easy to handle, baked in a pan so stretching doesn't matter. If you've never made pizza before, start there.
Grandma pie. Overnight ferment, square pan, rustic uncooked sauce on top of cheese. Looks and tastes way more complex than it is to make.
You can, but it won't melt properly, the anti-caking coating prevents clean melt and browning. If at all possible, buy a block and shred it yourself. Takes 60 seconds.
Read what it suggested, then substitute. The scanner tells you the style to make, ingredients are flexible. Low-moisture mozz and fresh mozz are interchangeable for most purposes (fresh needs to drain first).